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Gramma Krackers
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I love when flowers
go to seed
and chickadees
come to feed
and there’s no need
to deadhead,
nor to weed.
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© 2012, 2017 Betty Hayes Albright
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(re-post… a Gramma Krackers poem)
Archive for the ‘Gramma Krackers’ Category
Fall Indeed!
Posted in Gramma Krackers, Poetry 2010 - present, tagged autumn, chickadees, fall, Gardening, Gramma Krackers, humor, poem, Poetry on October 3, 2017| 53 Comments »
Out of Pocket
Posted in Gramma Krackers, haiku or senryu, Poetry 2010 - present, tagged Gramma Krackers, haiku, humor, poem, Poetry, tanka, wordplay on August 23, 2016| 11 Comments »
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When you say haiku,
I say gesundheit,
give you a tissue.
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When you say tanka
I say you’re welcome –
we are so polite.
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When you say meter
I think therefore iambic.
Tell me you are too.
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Can you play on words?
Maybe if they all had wheels
they could play on you.
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(c) 2012, 2016 Betty Hayes Albright
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(A re-post – plus this was also posted on “Gramma Krackers” a couple of years ago. My apologies to those who have already read it.)
Fall (indeed!) – 2014 posting
Posted in Gramma Krackers, Poetry 2010 - present, tagged autumn, chickadees, fall, flowers, Gramma Krackers, humor, nature, poem, Poetry, seeds, weeds on September 28, 2014| 10 Comments »
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‘Tis fall, indeed!
I love when flowers
go to seed
and chickadees
come to feed
and there’s no need
to deadhead,
nor to weed.
.
© 2012, 2017 Betty Hayes Albright
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A re-post – just an artless little ditty from Gramma Krackers. (My alter ego).
Fall (indeed!) – 2012 posting
Posted in Gramma Krackers, Poetry 2010 - present, tagged autumn, chickadees, fall, flowers, Gramma Krackers, humor, poem, Poetry, seeds on October 11, 2012| 21 Comments »
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‘Tis fall, indeed!
I love when flowers
go to seed
and chickadees
come to feed
and there’s no need
to deadhead,
nor to weed.
.
© 2012, 2014 Betty Hayes Albright
.
Just an artless little ditty from Gramma Krackers – (my alter ego).
Gramma Krackers #3
Posted in Gramma Krackers, Poetry 2010 - present, tagged goofy, Gramma Krackers, humor, paradox, question, silly, tongue-in-cheek, wacky on May 15, 2012| 33 Comments »
Gramma Krackers #2
Posted in Gramma Krackers, Poetry 2010 - present, tagged Gramma Krackers, humor, joke, poem, Poetry, questions on May 5, 2012| 35 Comments »
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If a joke cracks in the forest
and there’s no one there to hear it,
is it still funny?
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(c) 2008 Betty Hayes Albright
All Right
Posted in Gramma Krackers, Poetry 2010 - present, tagged Gramma Krackers, grammar, humor, poem, Poetry, silliness on April 30, 2012| 56 Comments »
Introducing the wit and wisdom (?) of Gramma Krackers – (an alter ego)
She will possibly make an occasional appearance. Or not.
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When did it become all right
to write alright ?
What about that rule
we learned in school
that it was not all right
to write alright ?
If it’s now right
to write alright
then let’s all write it right.
And that will be all right with me
if it’s alright with you.
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© 2012 Betty Hayes Albright
Out of Pocket – 2012 posting
Posted in Gramma Krackers, Poetry 2010 - present, tagged humor, play on words, Poetry, puns, silly on April 24, 2012| 64 Comments »
(Just something completely silly…)
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When you say haiku,
I say gesundheit,
give you a Kleenex.
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When you say tanka
I say you’re welcome –
we are so polite.
.
When you say meter
I think therefore iambic.
Tell me you are too.
.
Can you play on words?
Maybe if they all had wheels
they could play on you.
.
(c) 2012, 2016 Betty Hayes Albright
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